Description
Cast my own anus or that of a friend
This kit with in-depth instructions and supporting videos will have you casting your secret centre in no time. This is anus casting from the comfort and privacy of your own home. So, what are you waiting for…throw your legs in the air like you just don’t care!
This kit is designed for you to make an anatomical cast of your anus in fine casting plaster. It is NOT for making a chocolate cast of your anus!
The plaster cast can be sculpted into any shape you like, and further reproductions can be made. You are free to cut down and model you plaster cast as you see fit, or you can send it to us to transform into beautiful and unique object d’art. See the instructions for further details and our prices or contact us via this website.
But don’t just listen to us
Truncata Podcast says:
“You know, Bataille likened the sun to an anus. Not just because of its amazing productive capacity but because of its tendency to scandalize, to force us to look into the dark. Well, what’s a better way to get to know your dark shadowy side and to introduce it to others than to take a plaster cast of your own asshole.”
C. Brian Smith of MelMagazine.com writes:
“Captain Mango likens it to Carl Jung’s theory of the “shadow,” the portion of our personality that through the course of our life, is relegated to the darkness of the unconscious. “A lot of times, the shadow is something you’re ashamed of and want to ignore,” expounds Robin Robertson, a 74-year-old Jungian-oriented clinical psychologist in L.A. who tells me that the shadow is often the best part of us that we hadn’t realized was there. From early childhood we’re taught that the anal area is “dirty” and “private,” agrees Shawn DeGraw, a 23-year-old animator I meet on the Jung subreddit. “I see a moulding like this to be embracing a bodily feature not often appreciated but vital for life.”
“We’re democratizing the anus” – Captain Mango
Jerry –
10/10 would cast me buttholes again
Jerry But –
My bumhole is now casted
Mike Ritzema –
We’d love to see some pics of the cast 🙂
Jayden –
The anticipation of waiting to receive this in the mail was unbearable!! I was overjoyed to make a cast of brown eye….but wait! I’ve never made a cast of my back door or a cast of anything for that matter. No problem tho when they say comprehensive video this shit is no holds barg! I was an anus cast master in no time. The sensation of pouring the casting solution on my anus gave me a woody. My significant other was munching on my edible anus in no time. God bless for this wonderful opportunity. An a big thank you to the creators of this
Mike Ritzema –
Thank you very much…and you’re welcome 🙂
RGB –
wubby needs this
shaquille o’neal –
absolutely phenomenal!! i can now say i have a cast of my own butthole
Mike Ritzema –
Well done Shaq, We’d love to see the casts, lots of love Captain Mango
Hector –
This is a dumb thing to do why not just buy normal chocolate
big boss –
i don’t have a cast yet but shit would i love to get one in the mail bucko! i am an aspiring rapper from lithuania and i think this ass cast would be great for a music video idea i have. it’s a song im doing with famed lithuanian og rapper joe flloziw. thanks boss assalamualaikum.
Not Hector –
I think this is a wonderful idea. Hector just doesn’t understand.
callie –
dope
Hugh.G.Wreckson –
Has there been a cast submission of an anus that was prolapsed?
Mike Ritzema (verified owner) –
no there hasn’t?
Hugh.G.Wreckson –
i did this to my significant other when he was asleep. it turned out beautifully! i am now munching on his edible anus and looking at him where his eyes would be if he wasn’t asleep. i have the hardest woody i’ve ever had and the sensation of chocolate in my mouth and the oozing chocolate out my bumhole is really such immense gratification. thank you, mike. i will now be submitting my prolapsed anus cast
Mike Ritzema (verified owner) –
Thank you Hugh, look forward to receiving it.