Description
Looking for that unique gift, alternative Secret Santa, or a cheeky birthday present? Nothing says I love you like a chocolate anus. The perfect gift for friends or enemies. We are proud to produce traditional hand crafted chocolates to the highest standard in the UK. We only sell fresh chocolate, and believe the chocolate anus can dissolve cultural boundaries of age, race, gender, and class. We’ve all got one and they are all different!
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Our delectable anus chocolates have also been championed by the likes of Steve Aoki, Perez Hilton, Stephen Fry, The Scissor Sisters, Graham Norton and more. So make this year’s present a totally unique gift to remember. Stuck for what to get Granma and Grandpa this Christmas? Our fine chocolates are kind to denture wearers, so they’ll be sucking and slurping all night long. Or maybe you’re looking for the ultimate secret romantic message. Nothing says I love you like a Chocolate Anus.
Worldwide Shipping
We’ve been shipping worldwide for over a decade, and all orders are sent out using tracked shipping methods. So keep an eye out after you’ve placed an order for a separate email containing your tracking number. If you don’t receive this, please email us and ask for it, to avoid the parcel not being delivered (if for example you are not in to take it) and sitting in a postal depot for weeks. Also please note…IF THE TEMPERATURE AT YOUR SHIPPING ADDRESS IS HOT (regularly above 22°C | 72°F, or you think chocolates would melt in the back of a postal van) YOU WILL NEED AN INSULATED SHIPPING BOX FROM OUR SHOP OR THE CHOCOLATES WILL MELT IN TRANSIT and we will not refund your purchase.
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