Description
Save when you buy direct We are proud to produce traditional hand crafted chocolates to the highest standard in the UK Atelier. IF THE TEMPERATURE AT YOUR SHIPPING ADDRESS IS HOT (regularly above 22°C | 72°F, or you think chocolates would melt in the back of a postal van) YOU WILL NEED AN INSULATED SHIPPING BOX FROM OUR SHOP OR THE CHOCOLATES WILL MELT IN TRANSIT AND WE WILL NOT REFUND YOUR PURCHASE. We only sell fresh chocolate! Ingredients Milk Chocolate: 34% cocoa solids, 22% milk solids (cocoa mass, sugar, cocoa butter, soy lecithin, natural vanilla) Dark Chocolate: 55% cocoa solids (cocoa mass, sugar, cocoa butter, soy lecithin, natural vanilla) White Chocolate: 28% cocoa butter, 25% milk solids (sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, soy lecithin, natural vanilla) Contains traces of nuts and milk protein. Allergens in bold. We also believe the anus range can dissolve cultural boundaries of race, gender, class, and sexual orientation. So spread the joy, and let’s help the world to LOVE EACH OTHER & LOVE THE ANUS.
Ass eater –
It tastes so good 😩😩😩💦
Margaret –
I like to put the bronze anus in my anus.👵🍑
Claude –
Those anus melted slowly in my mouth, it was wonderful🤤
Count Vadge –
Mmmmmm leather cheerio
Billy –
Just received them!! They are just as promised!! Thank y’all so much for putting up with my incessant emails about the unfortunate and unavoidable delay. They are completely worth the wait. I have, and will continue to, recommend your company to my friends. The customer service was on point and kept me informed every step of the way. Thank you again!! -Billy
Jeremy Smith –
My grandma loved them!
Viktor Wynd –
Absolutely delicious – so much tastier than the real thing
Sticky Bum bum –
I like to eat anus all day long, when I can’t find one these are my preferred substitute
Celine Berjot –
Love these chocolates but can I recommend making a custom-made set of celebrity anuses or anuses of people I know, I’d feel more comfortable eating anuses of my loved ones as opposed to those of random people I don’t know. Thanks!
Mike Ritzema (verified owner) –
Hi Celine,
I agree it would be great to do that, but as you can imagine easier said than done. Part of the ideology is that the chocolates are an annonymous anus. We like to think it doesn’t exclude any particular groups when it’s done this way. Out of interest which celebrities would you choose? We tried to get through to Kylie Minogue in the early days but didn’t get anywhere. Such a shame, as that for me, would have been the ultimate because she crosses over into all social groups!
george –
i love my girlfriend ass
numerable –
Outstanding story there. What occurred аfter? Thanks!
Mike Ritzema (verified owner) –
The global anus revolution is what happened after 🙂