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Six rainbow-coloured anus candles with romantic scents. Our Burning Love scented candles include Midnight Blue, Mint Oil, Egyptian Musk, French Rouge, Pina Colada and Passion Fruit.
Nothing says I love you like a chocolate anus. The perfect gift for friends or enemies. We are proud to produce traditional hand crafted chocolates to the highest standard in our UK Atelier. We only sell fresh chocolate, and believe the chocolate anus can dissolve cultural boundaries of age, race, gender, and class. We’ve all got one and they are all different!
Imagine the sun pressing below the horizon to reveal a warm glow of dappled light streaming in through the window. Fire your desire, and spark the imagination with one or more of our comforting yet exhilarating anus shaped scented candles. Embrace the sublime and create an uplifting atmosphere especially suited to the living room, bedroom and bathroom. 4hr burn time for a long even burn, and maximum scent release. If that alone doesn’t get you there, tuck in with our world renowned chocolate anus. Sight, touch, taste, and smell, the rest is up to you!
Steal yourself to the sublime
The ancient scholar Longinus described the sublime as a moment of evasion from reality. Additionally, he believed the sublime could model our souls, and that a soul could pour itself out into a work of art.
The sublime leads the viewer not to persuasion, but to ecstasy. Longinus stresses that transgressive artists are not necessarily shameless fools, even if they take risks that seem “bold, lawless, and original”. Complete liberty promotes spirit and hope.
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Burning Love candles are not suitable for S&M play.