Gift giving just got better with our bundled savings. Save 30% off the cost of all items, and guarantee satisfaction with candles, chocolate, and a cast your own anus kit.
Six rainbow-coloured anus candles with romantic scents. Our Burning Love scented candles include Midnight Blue, Mint Oil, Egyptian Musk, French Rouge, Pina Colada and Passion Fruit.
Nothing says I love you like a chocolate anus. The perfect gift for friends or enemies. We only sell fresh chocolate, and believe the chocolate anus can dissolve cultural boundaries of age, race, gender, and class. We’ve all got one and they are all different!
Cast my own anus or that of a friend
This kit with in-depth instructions and supporting videos will have you casting your secret centre in no time. This is anus casting from the comfort and privacy of your own home. So, what are you waiting for…throw your legs in the air like you just don’t care!
This kit is designed for you to make an anatomical cast of your anus in fine casting plaster. It is NOT for making a chocolate cast of your anus!
Steal yourself to the sublime
The ancient scholar Longinus described the sublime as a moment of evasion from reality. Additionally, he believed the sublime could model our souls, and that a soul could pour itself out into a work of art.
The sublime leads the viewer not to persuasion, but to ecstasy. Longinus stresses that transgressive artists are not necessarily shameless fools, even if they take risks that seem “bold, lawless, and original”. Complete liberty promotes spirit and hope.
Save 30% and experience this wonderous state of the sublime all at once, or be measured and precise, to make it last for hours!
Burning Love candles are not suitable for S&M play.