The best gift for men and women up and down the country. This top quality pale ale that can set aside cultural boundaries of age, race, gender, and class. A beer to encourage the single, double, and even quadruple entendre. Remember folks, “we’ve all got one and they are all different”.
3.8% ABV Session Pale Ale in 12 can cases. The best gift for men and women who have it all! Visit us on TikTok
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Why the Anus?
New from Captain Mango Ltd, comes Anus Ale. Getting the chocolate anus into shops was a tall order, but there is one area of society that will truly test our acceptance of all things Anus…THE BRITISH DRINKER. C. Brian Smith of MelMagazine.com
wrote the best description of what we do… Captain Mango likens it to Carl Jung’s theory of the “shadow,” the portion of our personality that through the course of our life, is relegated to the darkness of the unconscious. “A lot of times, the shadow is something you’re ashamed of and want to ignore,” expounds Robin Robertson, a 74-year-old Jungian-oriented clinical psychologist in L.A. who tells me that the shadow is often the best part of us that we hadn’t realized was there. From early childhood we’re taught that the anal area is “dirty” and “private,” agrees Shawn DeGraw, a 23-year-old animator I meet on the Jung subreddit. “I see this to be embracing a bodily feature not often appreciated but vital for life.”
Making the world a better place
Tests have confirmed that the British drinker is good for vulgarities, but also single, double, or even quadruple entendres! So Bottoms up, let’s all have a can of Anus. You’re not just buying the best gift for men and women…you’re also changing society for the better…one arsehole at a time 🙂