Description
Looking for that unique gift, secret Santa ideas, or a cheeky Valentine’s Day present? Nothing says I love you like a chocolate anus. The perfect gift for friends or enemies. We are proud to produce traditional hand crafted chocolates to the highest standard in our UK Atelier. We only sell fresh chocolate, and believe the chocolate anus can dissolve cultural boundaries of age, race, gender, and class. We’ve all got one and they are all different!
Watch an unboxing and review with Firebox, Canal+ documentary, or read about us online Cosmopolitan – Vice. More videos here
Our delectable anus chocolates have also been championed by the likes of Steve Aoki, Perez Hilton, Stephen Fry, The Scissor Sisters, Graham Norton and more. So make this year’s present a totally unique gift to remember. Why not add a case of Anus Ale too from our shop too? Beer and chocolate, the gifting gold standard. Stuck for what to get Granma and Grandpa this Christmas? Beer for him, and chocolates for her. Our fine chocolates are kind to denture wearers, and our beer is a low 3.8% Vol. Session Ale, so they’ll be sucking and slurping all night long. Or maybe you’re looking for the ultimate secret Valentine’s message. Nothing says I love you like a Chocolate Anus.
Worldwide Shipping
We’ve been shipping worldwide for over a decade, and all orders are sent out using tracked shipping methods. So keep an eye out after you’ve placed an order for a separate email containing your tracking number. If you don’t receive this, please email us and ask for it, to avoid the parcel not being delivered (if for example you are not in to take it) and sitting in a postal depot for weeks. Also please note…IF THE TEMPERATURE AT YOUR SHIPPING ADDRESS IS HOT (regularly above 22°C | 72°F, or you think chocolates would melt in the back of a postal van) YOU WILL NEED AN INSULATED SHIPPING BOX FROM OUR SHOP OR THE CHOCOLATES WILL MELT IN TRANSIT and we will not refund your purchase.
Ass eater –
It tastes so good 😩😩😩💦
Margaret –
I like to put the bronze anus in my anus.👵🍑
Claude –
Those anus melted slowly in my mouth, it was wonderful🤤
Count Vadge –
Mmmmmm leather cheerio
Billy –
Just received them!! They are just as promised!! Thank y’all so much for putting up with my incessant emails about the unfortunate and unavoidable delay. They are completely worth the wait. I have, and will continue to, recommend your company to my friends. The customer service was on point and kept me informed every step of the way. Thank you again!! -Billy
Jeremy Smith –
My grandma loved them!
Viktor Wynd –
Absolutely delicious – so much tastier than the real thing
Sticky Bum bum –
I like to eat anus all day long, when I can’t find one these are my preferred substitute
Celine Berjot –
Love these chocolates but can I recommend making a custom-made set of celebrity anuses or anuses of people I know, I’d feel more comfortable eating anuses of my loved ones as opposed to those of random people I don’t know. Thanks!
Mike Ritzema (verified owner) –
Hi Celine,
I agree it would be great to do that, but as you can imagine easier said than done. Part of the ideology is that the chocolates are an annonymous anus. We like to think it doesn’t exclude any particular groups when it’s done this way. Out of interest which celebrities would you choose? We tried to get through to Kylie Minogue in the early days but didn’t get anywhere. Such a shame, as that for me, would have been the ultimate because she crosses over into all social groups!
george –
i love my girlfriend ass
numerable –
Outstanding story there. What occurred аfter? Thanks!
Mike Ritzema (verified owner) –
The global anus revolution is what happened after 🙂
Anna Bortion –
My boyfriend loves to eat my 🍑🕳 this is the perfect thing for when i have hemorrhoids! Thank you so much for these!
poop –
poop
Peterpumpkineater69 –
I love to eat ass, these chocolates remind me so much of my brother! The perfect choice when he’s not around!