Looking for that unique gift, secret Santa ideas, or a cheeky Valentine’s Day present? Nothing says I love you like a chocolate anus. The perfect gift for friends or enemies. We are proud to produce traditional hand crafted chocolates to the highest standard in our UK Atelier. We only sell fresh chocolate, and believe the chocolate anus can dissolve cultural boundaries of age, race, gender, and class. We’ve all got one and they are all different!
Our delectable anus chocolates have also been championed by the likes of Steve Aoki, Perez Hilton, Stephen Fry, The Scissor Sisters, Graham Norton and more. So make this year’s present a totally unique gift to remember. Why not add a case of Anus Ale too from our shop too? Beer and chocolate, the gifting gold standard. Stuck for what to get Granma and Grandpa this Christmas? Beer for him, and chocolates for her. Our fine chocolates are kind to denture wearers, and our beer is a low 3.8% Vol. Session Ale, so they’ll be sucking and slurping all night long. Or maybe you’re looking for the ultimate secret Valentine’s message. Nothing says I love you like a Chocolate Anus.
We’ve been shipping worldwide for over a decade, and all orders are sent out using tracked shipping methods. So keep an eye out after you’ve placed an order for a separate email containing your tracking number. If you don’t receive this, please email us and ask for it, to avoid the parcel not being delivered (if for example you are not in to take it) and sitting in a postal depot for weeks. Also please note…IF THE TEMPERATURE AT YOUR SHIPPING ADDRESS IS HOT (regularly above 22°C | 72°F, or you think chocolates would melt in the back of a postal van) YOU WILL NEED AN INSULATED SHIPPING BOX FROM OUR SHOP OR THE CHOCOLATES WILL MELT IN TRANSIT and we will not refund your purchase.